Trials, Tribulations and Triumphs of being 3,473 Miles from Upton Park and West Ham United (Aug 2011 - May 2016)
They should wear a different kit when Payet is in the lineup because they play like a different team. Not a fan of celebrating by pointing to your own last name though.
Not exactly BBB Mr P but was I sweating in the first half- Oh Yeah!!! We have definite previous of playing like a bunch of guys that just me at a bus stop.Luckily the boys at the back were plugged in, getting boring but Ginge again, worth his pay at 3x the price, Oggy didn't do too bad either.I don't think Adrian should get the slating he did for the goal , he's been immense for us and everyone drops one now and then.Not really worth the price tag, but SS has finally found a place for Jenko. If we need a back with balls Tomka is the man , but bombing forward it's Jenko. Straight swap my ass it's like The Hulk and The Flash.Payet, what can you say - like Brighton rock, got class all the way through. Yellow!? What a load of bo**cks. When him and Linguini get back together gonna be something else.Big Mik, wouldn't change a thing, he's raw, he's got power, he's ours. Like a steam train on the loose. Unfortunately someone's gonna teach him the subtleties of the game and it will all be gone, please don't. Tenner, is back, I thought he'd lost the plot and to an extent he has but 2 in 10 ? Who knew he could take a free kick like that. When Payet's not on, he gets to do em all. Sorry Cressers. Travelling fans, they sounded g g g great again.Tarzan, I don't even feel a bit sorry for him any more, we'll never get a smidgeon of our gelt back. Is he worth owt at the knackers for glue? Worth exploring. If he had any class at all he'd volunteer a 75% pay cut, and feel lucky.I love this season
C&B as long as Payet plays for us like he does he can point to anything he likes after he scores. I've just acquired a Marseilles scarf and intend to wear it in tribute !
Cmon Smitty who gives a monkey's uncle about the first half now - that was 17 minutes of pure B B B when it went off ! And I very much like the Brighton Rock Payet reference as in Picasso's words he does come from one of "the gray gangster cities". As for "one run and I'm done" AC - Tarzan doesn't like to travel by foot that's why his feet are so sensitive !
I think AC had tickets for the 8:30pm screening of the new Star Wars movie and he didn't want to be late.
C&B I was watching with #2 son and we were just commenting on how refreshing it was to see Tarzan run half the pitch and get his cross in. We had just finished saying "Didn't know he had it in him" when it became apparent he doesn't !
Payet "bharatiy nartakee' Saitch achchha hai A.PEnded up down my old manor of Stratford (Queens Head)...half time had drunk me beer (game was looking poxy) i was skint so i retired to bus stop to get home...on the bus looked at me phone and 2-1 up then 3-1...lovely ...get in there.. My son was at the game (goes to Bournemouth Uni) and so was just around the corner for him...he said it was a great night and great atmosphere The main man at the moment Mr. Payet more tricks up his sleeve than Ali Bongo... We call Collins 'the Ginger Pele' ..the Indian Hammers call him 'JCB' " We luv u West Am we do.. Oh West Am we love you"
Deep Joy Slippery - I can just imagine the Boleyn Bhangra Posse giving it some large down at Bournemouth. Crank the Bally Saghoo !!!
Yeah I know it's all forgotten but it would have been so west ham to circle the bowl properly, and yes it was BBB from then. I think the combo Alf Garnet & Marseilles scarf could be very fetching and a big seller.
Yeah I don't know what you guys just said but I was more impressed by Valencia's free kick. The only thing the cherry keeper could do was watch in disbelief.
Just a little native lingo C&B, nothing unkind I assure you.As for Enner's free kick - I think their goalie was expecting the ball through the gap left when Noble peeled away - but Señor Valencia played it a la Lee Trevino - Hole In One !
I liked Tenner when he got here because he's a runner and a trier but seemed to have lost it of late. Agreed though it was a free one to remember and the other was hit so perfectly, Roy of the Rovers couldn't have done better.For those into digging up the stats when was the last time we had 2 freebies go in? and if there was a poll as to which one was best I wouldn't want to pick.For me though I love watching Antonio run, he's a monster. Not many like him nowadays and you can see the bottles dropping along the way. Lovely.
Must confess I was getting a bit frustrated with Enner in the first half Smitty, but any Coulda Shoulda Woulda turned out Ooley Tooley Dooley when he popped that sucka in ! Tony O The Tiger - defenders beware !
Ginge Aka JCB- lovely. A poor start doesn't matter. there's a real feeling that something good is gonna happen, probably sooner rather than later. Even in the middle of the time of many injuries you felt confident they'd get something out of it, now Payet's back you feel confident and excited. I saw a quote- I think Bilic: He makes the team so much better, everyone moves up 20 yards without him even having the ball. (note the lack of quotation marks mr P!) Him and JCB....
Ginger "JCB" Pele' in the form of his life Filthy and his reading of the game brings to mind Bobby "Maestro" Moore. I've said it before, he's got to be in the running for substitute Captain, when Noble's sitting out his yellow's - which like Easter will occur.
I'm thinking it's just as well Tarzan isn't going to Tyneside, he wouldn't want to score against them up there anyway. There's also talk of some our injured returning - COME ON YOU IRONS !!!!
I've been so excited about the team we have I forgot about Egypt's most wanted, Wiley, and the Zarate kid. West Ham might actually have some depth on the bench. Let Reese's pieces go to the mall on a Saturday like a regular kid.
To the tune of The Bee Gees how about a chorus of "How Deep Is Your Squad" C&B ?