Well didn't see the game but sounds like Cresswell's freekick was magnificent, then defending too deep and going to sleep at the death. It's a bad habit that! BFS full of "nobody loves me" and he's right.
Well Del, looked f******g great from the off, no f******g Nobby, #1 pick of team available Lovely f******g kick from Cressers, then we're done. Are we that f******g useless really ? Did we sit back on our f******g a***s cos they were good or did that fat f******g northern git tell em to? Then as per f******g usual the mystery subbin to take the f******g fight right out of it. I f******g despair, that fat c**t has gotta go!! F******g A Clive, reminds me of the worst job I ever had, I cleaned up the fat c**t's bogeys when he were just a middle aged twerp at Notlob, thought I'd seen the back of him till you knicked them 2 tickets to this f******g fiasco. Thanks, you c**t.
What the f..k is going on with all these f.....g ties? 11-11-10? Scrap your entire system of scoring and start from scratch. It makes no f.....g sense. We have no f.....k ties in Baseball. What's the f.....g point? I agree with Smitty. The fat f.....g c..t he is referring to has to go.
Well regardless of what does or doesn't make sense to you Clueless, since acquiring your West Ham shirt you certainly have grasped the Football fans vocabulary ! Good to see you back on Saitch mate !
Mr P. Can Nobby get any more mature and still be allowed to wear shorts? In BFS's world yes, ours maybe not.
Hey Clueless, everyone agrees with me in their heart of hearts they just can't say it with such f*********g aplomb. OTOH what Mr P probably should have mentioned is that I only aspire to such flights of lof****gcution when confronted by the appearance of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_and_Clive otherwise my mum would give me a swift clip round the f******g earole. An inspiration to us all.
I was thinking that the Pete'n'Dud smudge was pre "Derek & Clive" Smtty, but to be honest I have no idea when "D&C" was recorded, as it was knocking about for some time before it was officially released. First I heard of it was when it was on bootleg LP, but I suspect it was about on tape before that ?
Yeah I think the smudge is from 60s sometime and D&C wasn't released til mid 70's 76/77 at a guess, but I thought I'd take a liberty to truly say it like what it should be said
I know it was released mid'70's Filthy, but I was wondering when the original recordings (i.e. non live) were made as they were "underground" and infamous before that ? As for how much glue, it depends on whether you're sticking or sniffing ?
I used to have a "Derek & Clive" LP back in the 70's. It was on Virgin so it must have the official release. Very f..ing funny but I never could understand a bloody f...ing word. Other than f..k itself. Those guys were two f...ing funny c..t's. What was the movie they did where Peter Cook was the devil? One of my favorites and I can't remember a f...ing thing about it!
Well didn't see the game but sounds like Cresswell's freekick was magnificent, then defending too deep and going to sleep at the death. It's a bad habit that! BFS full of "nobody loves me" and he's right.
ReplyDeleteWell Del, looked f******g great from the off, no f******g Nobby, #1 pick of team available Lovely f******g kick from Cressers, then we're done. Are we that f******g useless really ? Did we sit back on our f******g a***s cos they were good or did that fat f******g northern git tell em to? Then as per f******g usual the mystery subbin to take the f******g fight right out of it. I f******g despair, that fat c**t has gotta go!!
ReplyDeleteF******g A Clive, reminds me of the worst job I ever had, I cleaned up the fat c**t's bogeys when he were just a middle aged twerp at Notlob, thought I'd seen the back of him till you knicked them 2 tickets to this f******g fiasco. Thanks, you c**t.
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Another Bitter Smitty ?
ReplyDeleteActually mine's a Light & Bitter. Which describes the team and me perfectly.
ReplyDeleteThe team and the fans Mr S. The team being Light and the the fans being Bitter. All sounds quite Ying and Yang in a Pete'n'Dud kind of way !
ReplyDeleteMine was a Light and special when in Youngs country, SW London, but don't know where the special fits in right now!
ReplyDeleteWell the Andy Pepper "Three'fer Special" is still on offer Filthy. Allardyce, Carroll and Nolan for one bargain price ! No takers yet though !
ReplyDeleteI think you'll have to wait till the summer end of season sale. Prolly get the lot for a few bob. Now they think they're worth something.
ReplyDelete"summer end" Smitty ? Nobby could be well ripe by then !
ReplyDeleteWhat the f..k is going on with all these f.....g ties? 11-11-10? Scrap your entire system of scoring and start from scratch. It makes no f.....g sense. We have no f.....k ties in Baseball. What's the f.....g point?
ReplyDeleteI agree with Smitty. The fat f.....g c..t he is referring to has to go.
Well regardless of what does or doesn't make sense to you Clueless, since acquiring your West Ham shirt you certainly have grasped the Football fans vocabulary ! Good to see you back on Saitch mate !
ReplyDeleteMr P. Can Nobby get any more mature and still be allowed to wear shorts? In BFS's world yes, ours maybe not.
ReplyDeleteHey Clueless, everyone agrees with me in their heart of hearts they just can't say it with such f*********g aplomb. OTOH what Mr P probably should have mentioned is that I only aspire to such flights of lof****gcution when confronted by the appearance of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_and_Clive otherwise my mum would give me a swift clip round the f******g earole. An inspiration to us all.
I was thinking that the Pete'n'Dud smudge was pre "Derek & Clive" Smtty, but to be honest I have no idea when "D&C" was recorded, as it was knocking about for some time before it was officially released. First I heard of it was when it was on bootleg LP, but I suspect it was about on tape before that ?
ReplyDeleteYeah I think the smudge is from 60s sometime and D&C wasn't released til mid 70's 76/77 at a guess, but I thought I'd take a liberty to truly say it like what it should be said
ReplyDeleteDerek and Clive was definitely mid 70's . 76? As for your for your bargain buy one get 2 free mr P, how much glue does anyone need?
ReplyDeleteI know it was released mid'70's Filthy, but I was wondering when the original recordings (i.e. non live) were made as they were "underground" and infamous before that ?
ReplyDeleteAs for how much glue, it depends on whether you're sticking or sniffing ?
I used to have a "Derek & Clive" LP back in the 70's. It was on Virgin so it must have the official release. Very f..ing funny but I never could understand a bloody f...ing word. Other than f..k itself. Those guys were two f...ing funny c..t's. What was the movie they did where Peter Cook was the devil? One of my favorites and I can't remember a f...ing thing about it!
ReplyDelete"Bedazzled" is the flick you mean Clueless and a good flick it is too, also featuring the bedazzling Raquel Welch in "top form".
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