Trials, Tribulations and Triumphs of being 3,473 Miles from Upton Park and West Ham United (Aug 2011 - May 2016)
The old Cardinal Red.. me mum (r.i.p) used to use that on the step at the front door enall..,i bet Cheato Flores's mama never used it on her step in downtown Cadiz should be Cadiz'nt nice one A.P. ( By the way Jacob Samuel Ezekiel Ben Moshe)Personally speaking Fatty Allarbuckle gets a bit of breathing space tonight regarding verbals...but still want him out...all over Swansea today..they never showed up..Nolan double and a double assist from A.C. Mark Noble putting 'imself out all overe the shop' for the cause..Winston Reid back in play..Noccerino didnt get enough of a run out to tell what hes like....oi oi looking upwards C.O.Y.F.I
The mood most certainly has changed Slippery, but like you I still want Alf Tupper on the next lorry North no later than Monday morning, May 12th. Just as well we grabbed 3 points today as the form around us getting a bit lively too. Her's hoping Ac gets the red knocked back.
Howard Webb was looking aet the pair of them when it happened .and from where me and me son stand (no one sits down around us) in' Chav corner' even without me rose tinted bins on could see A.C did nothing malicious and caught Cheato on the top of the bonce....but he goes down holding his boat& rolling about all over the gaff ..When the Bald born out of wedlock one in black rescinds the red the Cheato should be banned for double what A.C. wouldve got (i replied to your Q you asked me on the chelsea Saitch in me first comment..A.P )just in case your thinking "Whats he going on about"
Oscar Cheato Chico sure put a performance for Kojak, who I assume missed his headlock on AC. The Cad from Cadiz definitely at fault. I'd read you right on your answer to my ? Slippery.
I don't know much at all about English Football but I like the artwork on this blog. So now I'm a loyal West Ham supporter from Florida. Hopefully I'll learn more as I follow this blog. Until then I agree with Slippery about the Bald born out of wedlock and Cheato definitely should be banned! "Up The Hammers"
Welcome to Saitch Clueless. Some of us having been following West Ham for years and are regularly accused of knowing nothing about football. Be nice if Oscar Cheato Cheapo got charged with bringing the game into disrepute, or at least bad acting. Come to think of it where was the blody linesman ? (polite answers only folks).
Never a red. It would be sweet if they rescind it and give it to the cheat. I'm not going to hold my breath...Carroll was rampant, lots of fight, 2 goals and 3 luverrley points. As Slippery says it should only be a stay of execution for Fatty(nice one!) and stooge Nolan. Still all in all a good day. AC is innocent.
AC definitely picking up in the sharpness department Filthy and I'm sure if he had stayed on our Geordie duo would have got a third. For me it proved that AC should be part of a front two, both goals were won in the air and knocked on, so lets have a proper partner for him rather than the "lucky dip' that is Nobby Nolan - will Alf listen or notice ? No chance !
If you go the KUMB (Knees Up Mother Brown) site, find General Discussion and go to the Big Sam in 1895 thread, there's a top shelf picture. Would post a link but don't know how !
yup, ac definitely needs someone working off him, he's such a classic #9 from my youth (70's/80's) and they all had someone feeding them and feeding off them. That might sound a bit "last century"(or even the one before) to some, but it doesn't have to mean a load of long balls up to him. On the floor through the #10 or from out wide. But that's next season.......
http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=151706There ya go Mr P, Old Sam, still fat.You're right, never a red but 2 yellows and an Oscar nod. They should nullify it but don't hold your breath, bugger for us if they don't though. I think he was trying to take Cheato's head off ( rightly so) and whiffed it again, but that's just my personal opinion. After this be interesting to follow Cheato's career, gonna be some stick flying and he can't spend all game every gamedoing his Hamlet impersonation. Seems he's got a rep for it even at Swansea and they're not keen on it or him.Anyway we got the 3 and rightly so and on that form I think Swansea are due to drop, pretty sad showing. Fulham look pretty hopeless, so only one spot left.Note to Alf ,you can't fit a square peg in t'round ole no matter what you think. Miaga played for less than 20 minutes with a new club, and scored. Championship or no that's not bad.
Kum b been trying to join that site for a few years wont allow me ..wrong type of e-mail account ive got ...anyway i got the hump with em...as soon as i was putting pics up of West Ham on one site someone on there was putting the pics i posted onto Kum b about 2 mins later..silly to some maybe ..but ...anyway ..
Maiga scored on his debut for QPR , note to self - Wrong Again !
Well I guess KUMB is what it is Slippery,pretty all consuming when it comes to all things West Ham, I actually get a lot of views from there, but no comments I'm aware of.
Seems like I'm on the subject of other West Ham sites, West Ham Till I Die are suggesting supporters contact the FA about the need for them to accept AC's appeal. I'm going to - can't hurt and it might help. Here's the email address if anyone else is interested: firstname.lastname@example.org
Looks like the red stands. Shame. Very unfair.And Cheato gets a walk, double very unfair. Be interesting if he plays here again.Character to the fore again boys, we can do it without him. Really, honestly.
Well they don't say "Sweet F.A." for nothing Smitty, can't say I'm suprised, but I was hoping. Worse than AC's red is that fact that Cheato Flores get's to walk yet again. What would have happened if AC had actually smacked him in the face ? Would he have feigned death ? 3 more games without AC, step right up Carlton Cole - it's not possible to be Maiga is it ! Hip Hip Hooray
Me neither, but whatya gonna do.I think we've got enough people back and enough get up and go to do them without him, but I've been wrong before.Good job we kept CC or we'd have to borrow Miaga back, now he's remembered where the goal is.Or maybe we can try some Italian pinpoint passing from midfield, fat chance.
I would expect that Marco Borriello, the other half of our Italian Job will get at least a few minutes up front too. Although him playing along side Carlton would be too much ask, of course.
any other ref and the panel would've done a Rocky v Ivan Drago and knocked the red out..but seeing as its our so called top ref Howard the duck Webb who so happens to be going to the World Cup to officiate in Brazil this year...its a case of protecting the James Hunt in black's reputation....
I used to have a little respect for Swansea Slippery, attacking football on a budget and all that. But as long as they give sanctuary to Cheato I shall wish them nothing else other than defeat and ruin. Laudrup is just as well out of it - he wants to stick up for a spineless scrimshanker like Flores !
Sorry not been around much lately Mr P but things been a bit busy here. But pleased to see the standard hasn't slipped while I've been gone. Sorry to hear about your recent bout of illness and hope you've managed to overcome the b'stard.
Ahoy there Billy Blagg, yes I'm back up and roaming the decks. I'm glad to hear their keeping you busy over at ESPN. It's Friday morning here in NYC and all thoughts are with AC's tribunal/2nd appeal. I'm assuming a verdict later today, no ?
Just read that we lost the 2nd Appeal/Tribunal - hardly a shock, so lets just get on with it. Start with Carlton and Marco on the bench. COME ON YOU IRONS !
Good to give it a go...A few winnable games coming up, if things go right at the weekend could even end up in 11th!
I suspect Filthy that the Tribunal/2nd Appeal being put on the carpet right away may have taken our side by suprise. I think we may have been expecting AC's ban to be put on hold case pending - oh well, we've been wronged before and we'll be wronged again. Only 14 grand in FA expenses and whatever Lord Pannick QC billed us. Hold the Captain Mannering jokes - we may yet need them ! Still Villa up there, definitely winnable this time tomorrow we could be 3 points better off and a good deal higher up the charts !
so Coward Webb the 'Barl ed preecher' ...has his head so far up his own'Aris' he knows hes done a wrong 'un' but could'nt give a monkeys because "how dare they question my refereeing decisions" ...too many bad refs wanting their own 5 minutes worth following in the footsteps of Clive Thomas & Keith Hackett.i used to love singing this old North Bank song to whatever dodge pot was in charge back then"Who's ur father who's ur father who's ur faaatherr referee..u aint got one ur a bastard ur a bastaaaard refereee..my last words on the subject Chico Flores translated to 'inglish' Boy Flowers or Flower Boy ..thats why he went rolling about all over the shop on saturday cos it probably hurt him more getting his Barnet attacked than it would've if it was his Boat...altogether now "Any old iron..any old iron...any any any old Iron"
Remember "Who's you father" very well Slippery, hopefully Kojak will be serenaded by al of Upton Park on his return to Green Street ! As for Cheato Flores - may he never return !